Big fat weddings

Let us beg
Steal or borrow!
Let us go hungry
And save our pennies!

Let us invite
Tom, Dick and Harry!
Let them know
Of our grand heritage!

Let the world see
How ancient we are!
How modest and pretty
Our women are!

Let the bride be decked
Like a Christmas tree!
Let diamonds and gold
Glitter and shimmer!

Please smile and pose,
For we are stars today!
Every inch of us today
Cost us a fortune!

Let us hire a limousine
Or a Mercedes at the least!
Let us choreograph
Life as it happens!

Let us feed our guests
Up to their nose!
Let us sing and dance
Through the night!

Let the booze flow,
Let the girls dance,
Let money run
Fast down the drain!

Long live
Big fat weddings!
What is life
Without foolishness?!